DAILY VIRAL VIDEO: If “Expendables” Were A Musical…It Might Look Something Like This

Tuesday, 31st July 2012
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Tags: Al Kaplan, Dolph, expendables, Expendables 2, Jon Kaplan, musical, Sly, stallone, The Dark Knight Rises

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The exclamation point isn’t part of the actual title, à la Oklahoma! — but more to indicate the urgency with which it must be seen. When I saw the latest trailer for the Expendables 2 at The Dark Knight Rises, it prompted a few chuckles from the audience — not just for the bad-one-liners, but at how completely plot-less (even for the mostly teenage crowd) the movie looked.

They might be more inclined to like this, which comes via StuffIStoleFromtheInternet and which serves as a showtunes summary of the films’ threadbare plots, complete with celebrity impersonations.

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Yes, ‘Expendables 2′ Will Be PG-13. Here’s Stallone’s (Sort of Funny) Explanation

Monday, 23rd January 2012
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Tags: chuck norris, Expendables 2, PG-13, R, stallone, Van Damme

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Chuck Norris recently came out and claimed that he was the main reason behind The Expendables 2being handed a PG-13 rating.

Fanboys erupted in rage when, on Ain’t it Cool News, Stallone confirmed the rumors:

Harry, the film is fantastic with Van Damme turning in an inspired performance…our final battle is one for the ages. The PG13 rumor is true, but before your readers pass judgement, trust me when I say Continue reading “Yes, ‘Expendables 2′ Will Be PG-13. Here’s Stallone’s (Sort of Funny) Explanation” »