Cue Zombie Apocalypse: New Jersey Man Cuts Himself Open, Throws Intestines At Police
Friday, 1st June 2012Posted in Blog Archive, Offbeat
Tags: apocalypse, man thros intestines, zombie
Written by: Paul Nyhart
Consider this either a warning that the much ballyhooed Zombie apocalypse is on our doorstep or it’s just a very slow news day.
From my perspective, both are equally as dangerous — but whatever it is, this recent story sounds like something made up in a bad student film…unfortunately it actually happened.
Reports began to surface that a New Jersey Man, Wayne Carter, locked himself in his home, inciting a call from police. When they arrived and ordered Carter, 43, to drop his knife, he subseqeutnly began stabbing himself in the abdomen and throwing parts of his body and skin, including his intestines, at the police.
Attempts to pepper spray the man only made him angrier (although it’s not know much angrier a man can get than throwing their intestines at someone). Continue reading “Cue Zombie Apocalypse: New Jersey Man Cuts Himself Open, Throws Intestines At Police” »
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